*chuckles* oh i love it when they fight back~

no-pony. i just buck and go…but i can be in love with a certain multi-coulored maned alicorn if you want~

ARG!…i…i cant…*runs off for help*

*gets up* you think you can defeat me?

*looks at his broken horn*…i see you want more…*jumps at her and pins her*

m-my mother?…*looks down, a tear falls*…my mother was slaughtered in frount of me…by nightmare moon, YOUR mother if i remember right! *looks back up, eyes are glowing red*

ow my fucking head…what?

…oooooooOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! FUCK THAT HURT!

*head lands on a rock, dies from impact* X_X

uhhh…*flys over to her* i have wings, *telaports behind her* and a horn…so uhh…*grabs her and moonlight* here we go! *telaports back to ponyville*

pinch-harmonic:

sylphofsnark:

enenkay:

doodleks:

vantasgotswag:

janelvalle:

vividalice69:

sunsetseve:

lolitawonderland:

mustbejyro777:

letsparksfly:

DAMMIT, STAFF.

oh snap, they’re serious this time, jeezus it’s from staff

Fine, I’m giving in.

Ahh… Just as I organized all my stuff…

wow :|

ah fuck it

welp

Shrug

Okie dokie lokie.

Whatever. :\

At least this’ll be the last day this stupid message has any credibility….if it even had any at all.

 but if you delete mine, ill have no way back home!

askbutterscotch:

umbraeclipse:

silent-powers-jericho:

thespeedyarcher:

fastest-boy-alive:

askwallywest:

trickytavros:

literatetaurine:

imaemodinosaurrawr:

aoife1108:

tw-sm0sh:

ilovesmosh-and-link:

XD people almost  allways put “lexie” as my first name -.-… 

Fah-teeeeee-mah. No, it’s just.. Fatima. UGH.

Eee-fahhh

Most people think my name has an ‘h’ at the end. Even after I tell them 5 times it’s only Sara. =_=’

((Elissa. uh-lis-sa. y’know, the same way most pronounce Alyssa.

Or think of Melissa, and rid yourself of the beginning ‘M’.))

[ OH- viedo =w= im not a video store ppl]

((Well sometimes I’m called Lauren instead of Laura))

((Elisabeth =/= Elizabeth. B|

Bitches, please.

Eh-LEE-suh-beth.

Elise =/= Alice. B| Eh-LEES or Uh-LEES. =3=;;; ))

//García de la Noceda.  It’s one last name.  Dude.  Dude.

((Ilianna =/= Elli-anna, Elli-ohna, Illi-anna, Ill-ana, etc.

ill-ee-awh-nuh ))

(It is not ‘scene’ it is Sean. Pronounced like the funny movie about a british zombie apocalypse.  Or the fucking snowboarder. I am not a movie clip, I am an Irishman.

Get it right, or bend over and hope you’re tight, fuckers.

Also, almost all your names, I’d pronounce correctly.)

(… yeah…)

 (OoC: my name is Joeb, but the ‘e’ is silent, but a lot of people say Jo-eb, it tickes me off)

askelusive:

askpinkamena:

alex-wingace:

ekkkkkknoes:

askshy:

psychoticnekomata:

queenfrau:

darckcarnival:

redhothood:

jasonfuckingtodd:

batboners:

hobbit

..

AUUUUWW YEEAAHHH

Convicted Outlaw. 
…..Guys.

The Doctor! :DDDD

TARDIS….

….

Everything makes sense.

Sponge.

It makes sense, since I take in everything you say.

Then I slowly lose it to evaporation. 

The Doctor…

((I was a Tardis.))

I have to go.

The Doctor needs me.

((I tried twice. First try: Knight of the Round Table. second try: Convicted Outlaw. I’m okay with these. X3 ))

A murder victim.

Ooc: Got Vampire, at least this time. 

 i was a tumblr post…great

W-What? My favorite blog is my first follower?…This is the best day of my life

As you can plainly see, i am a Pony, not a …”Human”